Shredder's Demise

Yes, you may think I am speaking of a tree shredder, possibly even a paper shredder, but no. I am speaking of the Shredder, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. You may be asking yourself at this moment, "Has he completely lost his mind?!". Not completely; but close.

So, this evening when I got home from work, my wife, boys and I sat down at our kitchen table to a delicious meal of spaghetti. As we sit talking about our day, we hear the hum of the dryer in the background. Slowly a noise gets louder and louder, emanating from the dryer; almost sounds like a small shoe with the laces clanging against the metal interior. After several minutes, reaching the point of annoyance, I opened the dryer to find out what was creating this noise. To my surprise, I found that the Shredder lost his battle, not to a battle with Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, or Raphael, but rather he simply was destroyed by the dryer. Not even Shredder's Foot Soldiers could save him from this massive machine which obviously showed no mercy, ripping Shredders leg from his hip joint.

Of course Steph and I looked at each other wondering "how in the world did he get into the dryer in the first place". Then jumping down from his chair, our oldest ran over saying "Hey!", snatched up Shredder and scampered off into the living room with him. We both looked at each other and realized that it was Garrett that slipped Shredder into the dryer, unbeknowst to us.

R.I.P. Shredder.